Oh these? My boobies? My massive fucking tiddies? My super stuffed up milkies? My honker donker doinky boinkies? My fucking fabric-stretching wind-flapping gravity-welling sex mounds? Do you mean these super duper ultra god damn motherfucking tits?
Apparently the human anus can stretch up to 5 inches in diameter (2.5 inches radius). A sharpie marker is roughly 11mm in diameter (.433 inches). Math shows we’re a long way from the max record!
