i don't think I have big enough tits to get a job at Hooters... but maybe if i promise the manager that he can use me as his personal cum dumpster at the end of every shift?
Just because you're wearing a helmet doesn't mean you're immune from the all-the-way-through treatment. (Impracticalart, Mass Effect, Tali'Zorah) (x-post from /r/HelmetHonies)