Cow girls are such simple creatures. Only mooing, milking and mating matters. They are very docile and breedable too. Cow girls are easily created by injecting the subject woman with Moodrug and then making her watch the Moospiral. (PastelDaemon)
I over hear you give your cell to the hotel clerk while checking in. I text you my pic about 20mins later knowing you’re from out of town. “I’m a very discrete crossdress, tipsy, and horny. Would you like to come to my room to have a beer?” What