There was a new guy at the office. We took him out clubbing. I told my girlfriend to meet us there. I pretended to be the new guy's wingman and helped him pick up my girl. She took him back to our home and now he is posting this on the work group chat
Oh? Are you surprised the UwU bunny girl you hang out with has a cock? Don't worry hun, we vans till breed like rabbits! I'll just be doing the breeding. (nisetanaka)