Sir, My philanthropy is widely known, but today I felt I could go further. With immediate effect I have instigated a penny increase in all female staff wages. Staff merely have to work naked to receive this bonus. (Subject to Lady B___'s absence)
*My friends accidentally saw a photo of my ass on my phone Friends: Boy, whose ass is this? It would feel awesome to fuck that big ass. Me: Yeah, it would feel awesome if my fat butt got fucked. Friends: What!? Me: What?
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