Okay, three things. 1.) Seriously, I need someone to help me carry this gut of lard around all day while I eat. 2.) My stretch marks are ruining my first and oldest tattoo. 3.) My belly button doesn’t know what to do with all this excess fat and skinâ€
Sometimes it’s nice to have a quiet Saturday night at home, humping the floor in frustration while you watch a porn stream with strangers. You know, just a normal night in.
