Sir, It is 2 past the midnight hour, and I discover maid Emily relaxing in a chair of her betters. She beckons seductively with her fan. "You are such a progressive employer. 6d an hour is too much. I must repay your kindness". Lady B___ then wakes me
I enjoy long walks on the beach with my boyfriend, until the lsd wears off and I realize I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a wendys parking lot.